Yay! @haydon is back with a webbed brief update, asking the very relevant question What Happened To Text Inputs?{:class=“u-in-reply-to”}

Goats graze. Sanna smiles.

A woman pauses from photographing goats and smiles at the camera. The goats are dining and totally uninterested in the nearby humans.

Searching for ice returns a category named Ice Skating in Photos.app, with relevant photographs of my nieces on skates. Also, this:

A man is standing on a frozen lake. He’s holding a smartphone far away from his body in an awkward position. He’s probably about to take a picture.

I wouldn’t call that skating. 😂

Just got an email with the subject line: “Great simplification of our price plans!”. What it should have said: “We’re increasing your price by 67%”. 🥲

Partial repeat from yesterday: same wreath, different setting.

A silhouette of a wreath tied with spruce twigs is hanging in a window.

Sanna, taking a break from writing her novel to tie a wreath. We are ready for December!

Top-down view over a  kitchen table. A woman is tieing a wreath using spruce twigs.

Three things to note with my search plug-in for Micro.blog:

If you haven’t already, check out Search Space. 🔭

I love how the Caproni Stipa – aka the flying barrel – looked like an airplane from a comic book or cartoon but, you know, actually could take off and fly. 🤯

Vintage photograph of an airplane looking like a barrel. Two open cockpits in tandem are mounted in a hump on top of it.

If you ever get an email with the subject line re: fish can, you should know it’s an okay anagram for the word franchise but also a lousy excuse for yours truly to be able to check off today’s challenge.

Preview of an email from Igor Clomb with the subject line re: fish can.

I miss you, my aluminum-bodied friend. When was the last time we had a project together? 🤔 We should team up again for this year’s Christmas card batch. 🦾

3 × Game Boy:

If you’re leaving Twitter and want to take your tweets with you, notice that the archive lacks alternative texts. Your image descriptions won’t be there. But don’t worry! Thanks to @hbeck, there’s a solution. 🎉

!!Con might be one of the coziest computer conferences there is. This year Marlene shared how to impress your crush, Anjana’s talk was a musical – about Lambda Calculus, and I enjoyed Omar’s and Nicole’s talks and their websites. All the above and more are available over here.

Everyone! Leave the Micro.blog timeline for a while and go experience @heyloura’s beautifully designed website.

Additionally, and specifically for prefers-color-scheme, sites by all means want to avoid a Flash of inAccurate coloR Theme (FART).

Web developers! Try your best not to cause a FART. 💨 Via Chris.

The earliest Micro.blog timeline entry (the identifier with the lowest number) I could find is https://micro.blog/riverfold/2. So what happened to the first one, @manton? 😊

So I hung out with my nieces today and was handed a manuscript they’re working on; for a theater show. I get to play the role of… Yule ham. 🐷

In one scene, the ham gets a whipped cream cake in its face?! The kid’s uncle will likely adjust the script before the premiere. 😅

With the fall of the Twitter consensus I am energized. I remember what it was like in the 2000s; I remember the liveliness and sparkle of those days on the web. […] The web is wide open again, for the first time in what feels like forever.

Brent on what happens After Twitter.

And then a few months later, the people actually running those instances are going to start flexing their muscle, and the users’ response will be, “Wait, who even are you? This sucks. I just wanted my memes”.

It’s gonna go great!

I’m with jwz on Mastodon and federation.

I have a slight suspicion that the bottle used for my gin and tonic might be possessed. 😈

Closeup of a sturdy bottle. The label says dry gin, small batch. Bottle 666.