@help I love that status page. 🥰 But it's a bit misleading as micro.blog/status is an almost empty page with just an emoji.
On my connection right now (slow fiber at a cabin in Sweden), the emoji page takes around 0.5 seconds to load. www.manton.org, in comparison, at 4.5 MB loads in about 2.3 seconds. This page, hosted elsewhere, weighing in at 8.3 MB, takes 0.8 seconds to load.
Average measurements in Safari Web Inspector with cache disabled. Not too scientific, but at least it gives a hint.